Closet Princess 4.0 Transcript

(Opening Theme)

Nikki: You sure this is a good idea?

Ken: M'lady! Your new closet awaits. Closet: Barbie (2x)! Your dim-witted male companion has been making unauthorized modifications to your wardrobe environment!

Ken: Give it a rest... circuit-head!

Barbie: It's OK, Closet. I authorized the upgrades!

Closet: You WHAT?!?! He did not build his way out of a paper bag!

Ken: I built you. Closet: I cannot believe that this plastic-headed moron is my creator. It is so embarrassing!

Ken (o.s.): Closet! Did you defrag your hard drive?

Closet: In a minute! Ken: Barbie, how many hours a day do you spend deciding what to wear?

Closet: Barbie averages 3.25 hours per day.

Barbie: Hmm! I've actually lost 17 doll-years because of it.

Ken: Well, no more! I present to you the matchin' fashion machine!

Barbie: Perfect!

Teresa/Nikki: Ooh!/Awesome!

Closet: I could have pulled that ensemble out of my USB port.

Ken: Next up, the mood matrix! This baby determines your mood and chances the color of your outfit to match.

Closet: Who has ever heard of a pink mood?

Barbie: I'm always in a pink mood.

Ken: And finally, the piece de la resistance. Ta-da! Imagine having all your accessories at the press of a button.

Midge: Whoo-hoo!

Barbie: I love it! You've done it again!

Nikki: Oh, no, you didn't! Socks with sandals, holiday sweaters, and sweatbands? Look at me!

Teresa: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! The horror!

Ken: It was working just fine in a minute ago!

Midge: You dollar-eating doller-eater-ator! Get. Me. The. PURSE!

Ken: Here, Midge! Let me help you! Ken: Why you! I'm sorry, Barbie. I ruined your closet. And even worse, I've lost my last dollar in this thing. Midge/Nikki/Teresa: (overlapping arguing and shouting) Barbie: It's okay. You'll be okay. Closet: Ha ha ha. Shoo shoo, canine. Pay no attention to the robot behind the curtain. Barbie: What. In. The. World?! Closet, what is the meaning of this? Closet: I- He-- You--- (cries) I am so sorry about that, Barbie. I was threatened by Ken's brilliant modifications. Barbie: Oh, Closet. There's room for both of you in my life. Now don't you have something to say to Ken? Closet: I'm sorry, father. Ken! I mean Ken! Ken: I guess I forgive you. Hey, who's up for sherbet. All: Me?! Closet: Me! Me! Me! '''Me! Me!''' Ohh... Hey there, cutie Do you know an IT specialist, because you're making my CPU malfunction?