Closet Princess Transcript

(Opening Theme)

Barbie: What do you think girls, chic or so last week?

Teresa: Both.

Nikki: -blank stare-

Teresa: What? Last week was, like, a really good week for me.

Barbie: I wanna put together the perfect outfit for my date with Ken. It's our 43rd anniversary.

Teresa and Nikki: -stare at each other-

Barbie (on couch): 43rd anniversary of the first time we held hands. Can't find a greeting card for that. So I made one!

Barbie: Ooh, I know what this look needs! My little rhinestone-studded butterfly barrette. It's right here in my closet.

Nikki: Whoa, that's not a closet, that's a planet called 'Fashion'!

Barbie: -laugh- Oh, it's just a few odds and ends.

Ken: -rings Dreamhouse doorbell, checks breath-

Barbie: I've got the clothes from every career I've ever had.

Nikki: You went to the moon?

Barbie: You haven't?

Nikki: That skirt rocks! Can I borrow it?

Barbie: Of course!

Teresa: Ooh! A belt to go with my new jeans. And every pair of pants I've ever owned!

Barbie: Knock yourselves out! -holds out two shopping bags-

Teresa and Nikki: -blink, then scream-

Teresa: Yes!

Teresa (on couch): Is Barbie not the coolest person ever? She's fun, generous... and exactly my size!

Barbie: Ooh! The makeup room!

Teresa: Whoa, okay, Barbie. I mean this in, like, the best possible way, but you've got a big head.

Barbie: Actually Teresa, it's a great way for me to test new hair and makeup looks.

Nikki: Ooh! Sounds like a cake. Let's try it!

Ken: -Still waiting outside the Dreamhouse-

Nikki: Mondo Barbie Head is lookin' good!

Teresa: -giggles- Can't say the same about us!

Nikki: Ugh, Barbie, how much farther?

Teresa: Yeah, we're exhausted.

Barbie: -checks through binoculars- About a day or two's walk tops.

Teresa: We're famished. And starving!

Nikki: -rolls eyes-

Barbie: I may have a mint in my pocket. Oh, -pulls out barrette- here's my barrette! -giggle- Isn't that funny?

Teresa: You had it the whole time?

Nikki: We came all this way for nothing?

Barbie: I wouldn't say for nothing. I found this cute necklace that'll really put my outfit over the top.

Nikki: That's it! I want out of here!

Teresa: Yeah! I cancelled a yoga lesson for this. Or was it a yogurt lesson?

Teresa and Nikki: -running, come across a lever-

Nikki: What's this?

Teresa: Who cares? Pull it!

Barbie: No! Don't touch-

Nikki: -pulls lever-

Teresa and Nikki: -trapdoor opens, they fall out next to the front door of the Dreamhouse-

Nikki: Whoo!

Teresa: Ken?

Ken (looking exhausted): Barbie ready for our date yet?

Barbie: I sure am!

Ken: -gives flowers to Barbie- Happy anniversary Barbie!

Barbie: Ooh Ken, I love the stubble!

Teresa and Nikki: -fighting over a box of chocolates-