Pet Peeve Transcript

(Opening Theme)

Ryan (to himself): You are one good looking du- -he bumps into the Dreamhouse door, it opens showing Barbie rushing everywhere-

Barbie: Ryan, hi! Still not ready!

Ryan: Whoa, what's the rush, Barbie? Take time to enjoy the Ryan.

Barbie: Sorry, a big fashion show this afternoon. Oh, the cat caterer is dropping off Blissa's food, and for Taffy there's mini burgers shaped like shoes. BRB!

Ryan: So I'm spending the day with a couple of four-legged furballs? -he notices Ken- And a two-legged goofball?!

Ken and Ryan: What are you doing here? Petsitting. No, I'm petsitting. Stop saying everything I say!

Barbie: Have a blast, guys! I think you'll find it's a two-man job.

Ken: When's the other man showing up?

Ken (to Taffy): How's my girl? *rubs Taffy's belly*

Ryan: This couldn't get any less cool.

-Blissa scratches Ryan's pants-

Ryan: --screams-- These pants are designer!

Blissa (on couch): Please, I've coughed up hairballs that have more style.

Ken: Let's take a look at that list. First, we exercise Taffy. Hmm, she could use a little muscle tone.

Taffy (on couch): Not everyone has a plastic six-pack, Ken!

Ryan: Knock yourself out. I'm working a song for Barbie.

Ryan (singing): Oh, Barbie, so beauti-

--Taffy is flung backwards from the treadmill straight into Ken, who is holding Blissa. Blissa goes flying through the air and lands on Ryan's face--

Ryan: aah! -steps on remote-

Television Announcer: And the sweeper passes to center, who passes back to sweeper.

Ken: Check out that footwork!

Ryan: Check out that-

--television loses signal--

Ken and Ryan: Aw, come on!

-television changes to a video stream Barbie has set up-

Ken and Ryan: --scream--

Barbie: Hi boys! Just checking in to see how the pet-sitting's going.

Ken: It's going great!

-Taffy breaks a vase and begins to lick it, Blissa is swinging around on the chandelier, then falls, and Tawny destroys the dreamhouse piano-

Ken: Uh, Ryan's going to play you a song.

Ryan: This one goes out to you, baby.

Ryan (singing): Your heart is-

Barbie: The song's amazing, but I've got to get back on the runway. Talk soon!

--Barbie turns of the TV signal--

--Taffy urinates on Ryan's sheet music--

Ryan: Taffy, if I wanted that reaction, I would have played it for my agent.

Ken: Blissa, that's Barbie's favorite scarf!

Ryan (to Tawny): Hey whoa whoa, that is not a toy.

--Tawny smiles and smashes Ryan's guitar--

Ken: Forget the guitar, grab the scarf! I'll wrangle Tawny.

-Blissa flies through the air and lands on Ryan's face, again-

Ken (to Tawny): Get back here!

Ryan (to Blissa): Get off of me!

--Barbie's video stream appears on the television again--

Barbie: Hi guys! It's a wrap here, so I'll see you in five!

Ken: No!

--Tawny kicks a hole in the wall--

Ken: I mean, yay! See you soon Barbie!

--television loses signal--

--piano is broken beyond repair, bookshelf is overturned, Blissa is sat atop a pink poodle statue, Tawny is on the balcony, the treadmill hanging from the railings--

Ken: We gotta clean clean clean!

--Tawny, Taffy and Blissa spill a carton of milk, a waterbowl and a bowl of cat food onto the sofa--

--Ken pieces the vase back together, Ryan picks up a lamp, Ken pushes Tawny out the front door of the Dreamhouse, Ryan covers the hole in the wall with a picture, Ken flips the wet sofa cushion--

Barbie: I'm back!

Ken and Ryan: Hi Barbie! Welcome home!

Barbie: Aaw, look's like you took perfect care of them. --sighs-- That runway wore me out!

--Barbie sits down on the wet cushion--

Barbie: Guys? Anything you wanna tell me?

Ken: I think I left my oven on! -runs away-

Ryan: I think I left his oven on too! -follows Ken-

--picture collapses, revealing hole in the wall, potted palm tree and chandelier fall down, Tawny pokes head through hole--

--Blissa meows, Taffy barks and Tawny whinneys--

Barbie: You're right girls, next time you can boy-sit them!

--Tawny nibbles at palm tree--