Day at the Beach Transcript

[Opening Theme]

Barbie: Okay, Taffy! Show'em what you got!

[Barbie throws 3 flying discs to Taffy, and Taffy catches them with her snout, her tail and one of her paws]

Ken: Wow! Now that's really impressive!

Raquelle: NEH! I've seen better.

Raquelle (on couch): Today's the day I prove to Ken that I'm better than Barbie with something he can't ignore, a scorecard! I devised a cleverly way to (a flying disc come right to Raquelle) Ow!

Barbie (from distant): Sorry, Raquelle! Taffy still got a little to much zip on her throws!

Barbie: Skipper, wanna ditch those gadgets and get in the game?

[Skipper texting while Barbie is talking]

Skipper: In a minute! I'm texting Tracie. Macie just saw Kasie at the mall with Lacie! Tracie is gonna freeak!

Raquelle: I've got a great idea! How about a sand castle building contest?

Ken: Awesome!

Chelsea: Great idea!

Raquelle (on couch): I just finished an internet course in sand construction, score 1 for Raquelle.

[A dump truck filled with sand in front of Ken]

Ken: Alright, Chelsea, back it up. Stop!

[Chelsea pours the sand on Ken]

Ken (in the sand): That's good!

[Raquelle finishes her sand castle]

Raquelle: Sorry, Barbie, this gonna be a slam-duck sand in your face winner!

Ken: Nice job, Raquelle! You really, Wow! (Barbie finishes her very large and immaculate sand castle) Barbie! Yours is an Architecture Masterpiece! You win!

[Barbie giggles and hugs Ken]

[One check for Barbie]

[Ken is applying sunscreen to Barbie's back]

Ken: Oh, Barbie! You missed a spot. Wouldn't want you to melt.

Raquelle: How about a surf-off, Barbie, just you and me.

Barbie: You're on!

Chelsea: Cool handstand, Raquelle! Yeah!

Ken: Rad!

Chelsea: Awesome!

Ken: Hey, Skipper! You're missing some great surfing!

Skipper: You surf the way you wanna surf, I'll surf the way I wanna surf.

[Barbie comes out from the water with wet hair, shakes it, and her hair is suddenly dry and perfectly in place]

Barbie: Ha! Don't you love a do that always bounces back?

[Raquelle shakes her wet hair and it turns into a Afro, which a fish pops out of]

Raquelle: Wah! Eew! Eew!

Ken: Surfing's a tie, but, Raquelle, you get the prize for wackiest hair!

[Score 1 for Raquelle and score 2 for Barbie]

Barbie: Come and get it guys! Let's see, I've got Crab cakes, Hot cakes, Cupcakes and cake cakes!

[Raquelle brings a very big picnic basket]

Raquelle: Ha! That's nothing. Ken, I've got a whole side of beef in here! Ken?

Barbie: Mmm, he was here a minute ago, (Taffy barks) huh! What in the world!

[Raquelle is buried into the sand after her picnic basket falls on her]

[Barbie picks up a bucket and finds that Ken's whole body, except for his face, was buried in sand]

Ken: Chelsea kinda got carried away.

Chelsea (on couch): I rented that dump truck for the whole day, and I intend to use it!

Ken: Hurry guys! I shouldn't have that 5th lemonade!

[Ken is unburied from the sand]

Ken: Gotta go!

Barbie: Well I'm thinking we're all beached out for one day.

[Barbie realizes Chelsea also buried the car]

Barbie: Oh, Chelsea!

Chelsea: Thanks, Jimmy! I'll see you next week for the school picnic!

[Barbie looks at Chelsea]

Chelsea: What?

Skipper: My new HD3D4G mini Cam. (Skipper digs her way through the back seat of the car) It's in the back seat!

Ken: Skipper, leave it be.

Skipper: Got it! Let's go.

[Raquelle gets herself out from underneath the large picnic basket]

Raquelle: Let's see, she won the sand castle building contest, we tied at surfing, I got a bonus point for the wacky hair and I won the picnic! I win! (slow motion) I win! I w-

[Raquelle gets hit by a generic flying disc and falls into a hole]

Raquelle: Hello? Ken? Anybody?